Back in 2014, just for kicks (and to share some fun with blog readers), I published this post. It’s a collection of a few choice behind-the-scenes statistics from my blog. What search terms bring blog readers to Dustedoff. Many had enjoyed this first edition, and just the other day, blog reader kayyessee reminded me of it. It was time for some more humour of that sort, kayyessee said; time for a second edition.
I agreed, completely. The world is so bleak these days, I could certainly do with some hilarity. So here goes. These are actually several years old, search terms which ended up bringing people to my blog.
singing fish let’s go back in time,o mere sona re You could, figuratively, ‘go back in time’ with O mere Sona re; it’s retro enough, I suppose. But ‘singing fish’ stumps me.
old dhamendra. Drunksomngs and oldmdamendra druk songs Both these search terms appeared on the same day. Someone, obviously, had imbibed far too much already but wasn’t ready to give up on old Dharmendra (why not a dishy young Dharmendra, I wonder) and drunk songs.
aunty big ganga sanam pic – I have no idea. At all.
mukesh voice was created to sing sad songs with comments Why Mukesh’s voice was created, I am in no position to comment. I do agree, though, with the implication that he sings sad songs well; though I’ll admit I haven’t heard any of his sad songs with comments. Any comment?
hindi sad song writen in english not sung in Bollywood – The qualifiers here are a bit bewildering. A Hindi song, but written in English, for one (Roman Urdu? Was that what they were looking for?) And ‘not sung in Bollywood’? Why is that disclaimer even needed?
hindi duet songs songs with a naughty lyrics likw excuse me – I don’t think ‘excuse me’ is naughty, but then that’s just me, I guess: very liberal.
songs to inspire prem baby – I’d like to know who prem baby is. And whether this person searching for songs to inspire prem baby (to do what?) was able to find anything suitable (if so, what?)
madobala song in he logg na – My guess here (a wild guess, I admit) is that the song being referred to is Inhi logon ne. In which case, someone is very confused. Or really needs a crash course in differentiating between one major Hindi film star and another.
johny mera man – Someone got very confused. Though I suppose Hema Malini’s character in Johny Mera Naam could have said this.
hindi songs for licker lovers – Yup. Who doesn’t like a good, devoted, boot-licking sycophant? Or, well, a friendly pet (Beta bow wow wow might be a good suggestion for the latter type of ‘licker lover’). On the other hand, if one looked for songs for liquor lovers, this might be where one might land up: the daaru songs list.
story parady song in hindi for couple for weeding – I think this person meant ‘wedding’, but the image of two people wanting to sing a parody song (Chaman ke phool bhi tujhko julaab kehte hain?) while weeding? Ah, priceless.
song of rafi and ashamed – I have a feeling this person was searching for Rafi’s duets with Shamshad Begum…
70s most played wicket unty in Bollywood – I think I know what this person was actually looking for (Shashikala? Lalita Pawar?), but the image conjured up is of one badass cricketing lady, with a long innings…
new hindi romantic songs lyrics written by normal people – people of the likes of Javed Akhtar obviously being dismissed as abnormal.
how to display pista house in google – okay, I admit it: no idea. Even more puzzling, what brought them to my blog?
Kakima blouse back side – The back of kakima’s blouse? Or kakima, her blouse, and her backside? In any case, why?
pyar ka break fast ghazals – This is another of those ‘I’m baffled’ ones. Pyar ka breakfast, yes; I can imagine something cosy in bed. But ghazals, with that? It just doesn’t match.
I should really pay more attention to my blog stats, I think. On a regular basis. If nothing else, they might bring me some unintentional laughs.